Bringing Us Together

On Sunday, Marjorie Taylor Greene (now memorably re-named by the Felon-in-Chief as “Marjorie Traitor Browne”) apologized for the toxic language in today’s politics, and for her role in popularizing it. She called for a return of civility, of being able to disagree without being disagreeable.

Such “comity”, as it used to be called, would help in solving some of the country’s knottiest problems. And I’m all for it. After all, bringing people together is what satire is all about.

So here’s my proposal for a simple gesture that can unite both sides of any aisle, rent asunder as we are by issues of immigration enforcement and the Epstein files.

Let the President order Kristi Noem to shoot Ghislaine Maxwell’s puppy.

You’re welcome.